Sunday, May 17, 2009

Hyperinflated baloon...

Microsoft Inc was on the verge of disclaiming its ownership of Windows Vista when it landed nose down... A white elephant eating away all the system resources and growing fattier only to ask for more resources and slowing down... the only fast thing in Windows Vista is its rotating wait cursor… a replacement of old “damaru” !

Some professionals took it as an opportunity to start the conversation, an official meeting or a class room session by cribbing how senseless Microsoft engineers and how crappy the Vista is... Thanks to MS!

To erase the stigma, Microsoft Launched another rocket with a lot of Gas... IE8...couldn't even touch 11.2 km/s and fell on the launch pad!... Done!...

(NB: The numeric 8 stands for the space it occupies - 8GB for an Internet Browser, which beats a snail crawling through a bowl of Patman's Butter in slow race!, when Mozilla finishes its dinner with less than 300Mbs)

As the famous Malayalam adage goes... Slipped on first, go for third attempt!.. Here comes the classical proverbial Balloon-man! Windows7!!!

“The lighter, efficient, user friendly, non resource hungry, stable, OS of the millennium Windows7”

Take a look at the comparison chart!

Comparing Windows: XP vs. Vista vs. 7

Windows XP

Windows Vista

Windows 7

Minimum hardware

Processor: 300MHz
RAM: 128MB
Super VGA graphics device
HD: 4.2 GB (for SP3)

Processor: 1GHz
RAM: 1 GB (32-bit), 2 GB (64-bit)
Support for DirectX 9 graphics device with 128MB of memory
HD: 20 GB (32-bit), 40 GB (64-bit)

Processor: 1 GHz
RAM: 1 GB (32-bit), 2 GB (64-bit)
Support for DirectX 9 graphics device with 128MB of memory
HD: 16 GB (32-bit), 20 GB (64-bit)

Interface

Luna theme
Introduces task-based windows options
Skinning possible but difficult
Desktop Cleanup Wizard automates removing old icons

Aero theme
Introduces transparent panes, window animations, live thumbnails of running programs
New desktop sidebar supports gadgets
Supports touch screens

Aero theme
Supports slideshow backgrounds, RSS and theme packs
Introduces Aero Shake and Aero Snap
Desktop gadgets can be placed anywhere
Supports multitouch on touchscreens

Explorer

Replaces tree navigation by default with task pane
Improves image handling
Offers thumbnail previews and group views
Supports some metadata

Task pane integrated into toolbar
New breadcrumb navigation
New metadata display
Improved icon resolution
Some documents can be edited from the preview pane

Support for federated searches and libraries
Virtual folders aggregate content from local and networked drives

Start menu

New layout
Devices and some Control Panel options appear in menu

Added search box
All Programs folder changed to a nested format
Configurable power button
User profile picture

Taskbar jumps appear in the Start menu and replace the right column when viewed
Documents, Pictures, Music buttons now link to their libraries
Control Panel options have been integrated into search results

Taskbar

New look
Hideable icons in System Tray

Refreshed look
ALT-Tab hot key now shows preview thumbnail of program

Interactive mouse-over preview panes
Replacement of the Quick Launch bar with pinned programs
Program-specific jump lists based on pinned programs
Aero Peek for mouse-over desktop viewing
Revamped System Tray

Devices

Introduces Universal Plug-n-Play
New driver library allows for downgrading drivers when necessary

Debuts portable device API, designed to communicate with cell phones, PDAs, and portable media players
Introduces Sync Center for managing data synchronizations

New Device Stage provides a centralized, unified window for managing all aspects of printers and portable devices

Misc.

Introduces context-menu CD and DVD burning from Windows Explorer
Supports multiple versions of a single DLL to prevent programs from overwriting each other
Introduces Hibernate and Sleep modes
Remote Desktop for accessing a computer from another location
Fast user account switching

Built-in drive partitioning
More powerful screen-capturing tool
Hybrid Sleep and better configuration options for more nuanced power management
User-based file-type associations
Previous Version automatically backs up changes to individual files

Expands Windows Explorer disc burning to include ISOs
Introduces XP Mode
Expanded options for disabling components
Can search text in scanned TIFF
Additional power-saving features for laptops



Source: Cnet.com


Nothing incredibly new!... nothing great… Marginally better than their faux pas Windows Vista!... Cosmetic changes! Literally!!!

Their super human beings have researched and found out the most auspicious time for the launch… While the global meltdown melts everything except the frozen recruitments and companies competing to show who bleeds more! Ideal time for organizations to give new look and feel to their desktops and entertain their employees with smooth scrolling of dropdown menus!

If I present something similar to this to my dean at Praxis, that will be my last presentation!

When will the fatty intellectuals sitting there come out with a stable, no-frill, customizable Operating System like Windows98, NT or XP???

Ubuntu has already done with the house warming in organizations and giving missed calls to its relatives inviting them!

I overheard something??? Did Microsoft say something sounds like “Open Source”??? Goliath thinking of a truce with David?


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